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Revision as of 02:04, 10 November 2014
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Simpsorama | |
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Written by | J. Stewart Burns |
Transcribed by | Jasonbres |
- [Opening Credits. Caption: A SHOW OUT OF IDEAS TEAMS UP WITH A SHOW OUT OF EPISODES.]
- [Scene: The Simpsons sit on the couch, but it transforms into Hedonismbot.]
Hedonismbot: Ooh! Wiggle in. Get comfortable.
Marge: Aaah!
Homer: Hey, a couch is a couch.
- [Homer makes himself comfortable as Hedonismbot changes the lightbulb from opaque to red. He takes off Homer's shirt and massages him.]
Homer: Oh! Oh!
Hedonismbot: Yes.
- [Hedonismbot feeds Homer grapes and begins to rumble away.]
Homer: [offscreen] Woohoo!
- [Cut to: The Simpsons' basement. Bart is hanging upside down from a rope with a piece of paper with the words "Tasty Boy" written on it taped to him.]
Bart: [gasps]
- [Bart opens his eyes as a shadowy figure twirls him around.]
Shadowy Figure: Ooh! [laughs]
- [The shadowy figure turns its attention to some crates of Duff beer. It begins to open a can.]
Homer: Don't drink my loved ones!
- [Homer whacks the shadowy figure with a broom and the shadowy figure is revealed to be...]
Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass!
Homer: A robot with a catchphrase!
Bart: Hey, Homer, you gonna kiss him or kill him?
- [Homer whacks Bart with the broom and Bart begins to twirl around rapidly.]
Bender: All right! Tetherboy!
- [Homer and Bender each take turns smacking Bart around until the rope catches on fire and drops Bart to the ground.]
Bender: [laughs]
Bender: Kill Homer SImpson!
Lisa: [gasps]
Homer: My ears are burning!
- [Cut to: The Simpsons' living room. Farnsworth, Lisa, and Frink walk through the door.]
Farnsworth: Good news, everyone!
Fry: [whispering to Bart] That means it's bad!
Farnsworth: The human DNA in the creatures was only half Homer's. The other half came from... [dramatic sting] someone else!
Frink: Oh, so we can kill that person instead! Maybe they're evil and deserve it. Or have one of those annoying VOY-sess that gets on everybody's nerves, with the adding extra noises for no reason. Mayvin! Ployngee.
Farnsworth: And the other person is...
- [Farnsworth pours some liquid into a device. The image on screen is Marge.]
Homer: Who's that?
Marge: It's me!
Homer: [gasps]
- [Cut to: Planet Express headquarters. The crew and the Simpsons are seen in the meeting room. Nibbler pops out and gets chased by a bunch of Bart-lizard-type hybrids.]
Homer: [bored] Why you little... [tears one apart] Why you little... [tears another one apart] Why you little... [tears another one apart] Why you little... [tears another one apart] Why you little... [holds up Bart]
Bart: Dad! It's me!
Homer: Prove it! When's your birthday?
Bart: February 23rd!
Homer: Ha! February has no 23rd! [strangles him]
Marge: Yes it does!
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