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{{transcript infobox | {{transcript infobox | ||
|for=Space Pilot 3000 | |for=Space Pilot 3000 | ||
|written by=[[David X. Cohen]] & [[Matt Groening]] | |written by=[[David X. Cohen]] & [[Matt Groening]] | ||
|thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' | |thanks to=''The Neutral Planet'' | ||
|prev ep=Episode Transcript Listing | |||
|next ep=The Series Has Landed (transcript) | |||
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{{trs|The caption "December 31st, 1999" comes up and a crude spaceship flies through space, cruising over and under planets.}} | {{trs|The caption "December 31st, 1999" comes up and a crude spaceship flies through space, cruising over and under planets.}} | ||
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{{trd|The door slides open.}} | {{trd|The door slides open.}} | ||
{{trl|Fry|Cool! Just like in Star Trek! {{trid|The door closes on his head.}} Ow!}} | {{trl|Fry|Cool! Just like in Star Trek! {{trid|The door closes on his head.}} Ow!}} | ||
{{trs|Applied Cryogenics: Fate Assignment Officer's Office. | {{trs|Applied Cryogenics: Fate Assignment Officer's Office. Leela wearing a black uniform stands with her back to Fry looking at a clipboard. She has purple hair held up in a ponytail.}} | ||
{{trl| | {{trl|[[Turanga Leela|Leela]]|Good afternoon, sir. {{trid|Fry is impressed with what he sees. Leela turns around. She has one huge eye in the middle of her face. Fry screams.}} Name?}} | ||
{{trl|Fry|Uh, Fry.}} | {{trl|Fry|Uh, Fry.}} | ||
{{trl| | {{trl|Leela|I'm Leela. Now, it's New Year's Eve so I'd like to decide your fate quickly and get out of here.}} | ||
{{trl|Fry|Can I ask you a question?}} | {{trl|Fry|Can I ask you a question?}} | ||
{{trl| | {{trl|Leela|As long as it's not about my eye.}} | ||
{{trl|Fry|Uh...}} | {{trl|Fry|Uh...}} | ||
{{trl|Leela|Is it about my eye?}} | {{trl|Leela|Is it about my eye?}} | ||
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{{trd|A hover-car flies over a line of traffic on the road and a police car chases it. Fry walks around a corner and sees a line of people outside a small grey booth.}} | {{trd|A hover-car flies over a line of traffic on the road and a police car chases it. Fry walks around a corner and sees a line of people outside a small grey booth.}} | ||
{{trl|Fry|Hey! A phone booth! I can call my nephew. {{trid|An impatient robot joins the queue behind him. It is more or less humaniod-shaped, grey, with an antenna on top of it's head.}} Wow! A real live robot! Or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume?}} | {{trl|Fry|Hey! A phone booth! I can call my nephew. {{trid|An impatient robot joins the queue behind him. It is more or less humaniod-shaped, grey, with an antenna on top of it's head.}} Wow! A real live robot! Or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume?}} | ||
{{trl| | {{trl|[[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]|Bite my shiny metal ass.}} | ||
{{trd|Fry looks around at the robot's ass.}} | {{trd|Fry looks around at the robot's ass.}} | ||
{{trl|Fry|It doesn't look so shiny to me.}} | {{trl|Fry|It doesn't look so shiny to me.}} | ||
{{trl| | {{trl|Bender|Shinier than yours, meatbag!}} | ||
{{trd|Fry steps into the booth, overlooking the sign on the side that says "Suicide Booth".}} | {{trd|Fry steps into the booth, overlooking the sign on the side that says "Suicide Booth".}} | ||
{{trs|Suicide Booth. Fry presses a button and nothing happens. The robot steps in behind him.}} | {{trs|Suicide Booth. Fry presses a button and nothing happens. The robot steps in behind him.}} | ||
{{trl| | {{trl|Bender|Listen, buddy, I'm in a hurry here. Let's try for a two-fer!}} | ||
{{trd|He puts a coin on a string in the slot then pulls it out again and chuckles. A pleasant woman's voice speaks.}} | {{trd|He puts a coin on a string in the slot then pulls it out again and chuckles. A pleasant woman's voice speaks.}} | ||
{{trl|Booth Voice|Please select mode of death: "Quick and Painless" or "Slow and Horrible".}} | {{trl|Booth Voice|Please select mode of death: "Quick and Painless" or "Slow and Horrible".}} | ||
{{trl|Fry|Yeah, I'd like to place a collect call.}} | {{trl|Fry|Yeah, I'd like to place a collect call.}} | ||
{{trl|Booth Voice|You have selected: "Slow and Horrible".}} | {{trl|Booth Voice|You have selected: "Slow and Horrible".}} | ||
{{trl| | {{trl|Bender|Great choice! {{trid|Knives, tasers and Jacob's ladders come out from behind a hatch.}} Bring it on, baby!}} | ||
{{trd|Fry screams.}} | {{trd|Fry screams.}} | ||
{{trd|Time lapse. The robot is getting impatient.}} | {{trd|Time lapse. The robot is getting impatient.}} | ||
{{trl| | {{trl|Bender|C'mon, c'mon! Kill me already! By the way, my name's Bender!}} | ||
{{trd|He holds out his hand.}} | {{trd|He holds out his hand.}} | ||
{{trl|Fry|Help! What's happening?}} | {{trl|Fry|Help! What's happening?}} | ||
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{{trl|Booth Voice|You are now dead. Thank you for using Stop-N-Drop, America's favourite suicide booth since 2008.}} | {{trl|Booth Voice|You are now dead. Thank you for using Stop-N-Drop, America's favourite suicide booth since 2008.}} | ||
{{trs|New New York City Street. Fry runs out, gasping.}} | {{trs|New New York City Street. Fry runs out, gasping.}} | ||
{{trl| | {{trl|Bender|Lousy, stinking rip-off! {{trid|He kicks the booth.}} Well, I didn't have anything else planned for today. Let's go get drunk!}} | ||
{{trs|Applied Cryogenics: Freezer Room. The timer on Leela's chamber runs out. The door opens and she defrosts.}} | {{trs|Applied Cryogenics: Freezer Room. The timer on Leela's chamber runs out. The door opens and she defrosts.}} | ||
{{trl|Leela|Two, three-- Hey!}} | {{trl|Leela|Two, three-- Hey!}} |
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